I thought that the god of the bible is a god of order and not a god of disorder.
David Gladden
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THE ABSOLUTE WORST CONGREGATION EVER
by You Know into put things in perspective in relation to the pathetic and sordid trivial gossip of those whom i affectionately call: the phallic-worshipping accursed children of the apostasy, by far the worst, most problem-filled congregation that has ever existed, anywhere, anytime, was the corinthian congregation.
you name the problem---they had it.
you want shocking salacious sexual scandal?
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GUARANTEED to CHEER you up!!
by patio34 inhi all you nice people,.
tonight and tomorrow till 2 pm.
(pstime) --several times--you should think.
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David Gladden
Patio34,
Been there, done that! TWICE!
Yeah the "prep" thing is quite disturbing... especially when nothing but clear water eventually starts coming out.
When they "hook you up", they will turn on an air pump and inflate you so they can snake around in there. Now that hurts! Both times I did not get any drugs for it. Ladies, I can truly say that I know what cramps are like!
The fun part is when they "un-hook" you... you will make the biggest fart you ever made! Just puuuush and have fun with it! The Doctor will understand.
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Awake Ignores Own Flood Date - Gets Caught
by Jackson ina recent awake article was about the magnificence of niagra falls and how it straddles the canadian and u.s. borders.
in the february 22nd issue of the awake in "from the readers" at the back, one of the readers complained, "you (the awake) said that the erosion of the river gorge has taken place over the past 12,000 years.
this would not tie in with the bible's account of a global deluge.".
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David Gladden
hehe... what a flashback! I remember my parents telling me that eve thing when I was a kid.
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Ouija boards
by jolly_green_giant ini'd like some feedback from any of you guys who've used ouija boards.
i havent tried yet myself but plan to sometime in the near future.
most people who i talked to that have used them said they've usually got negative feedback from the spirits.
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David Gladden
If hear that blind-folding all of the participants helps increase its accuracy.
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I want to partake at the Memorial!
by BQE init's been a strong desire of mine for the 20 some odd years since i've beeb df'd.. what do you guys think?
should i go this year and make everyone's jaw drop??
any advice as to what i should say if i am interrogated?
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David Gladden
Hmmm, I guess that it was just where I grew up. I can recall two or three partakers at any given memorial... one of which is my mom.
What is interesting is that my mom is just about the most tolerant of my atheism than anyone else.
Even still, the WTS will "nickel and dime" itself to the 144,000 mark... time, that’s all that is needed, enough time.
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Toilet Seat Up Or Down??????
by ladonna inwe have no problems in our relationship about the toilet seat.
but others seem to make a big deal as to whether the guy should leave it down for us ladies.. what's your take on this?
take into account ladies that if a man puts it down, and we leave it down, he has to always be putting it up.
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David Gladden
Wifey goes for wee wee at 4 am, wifey never switches on the light, wifey sits....
I have heard this many times before... but I have NEVER understood why someone would sit without first looking. I have never heard of a man falling in the toilet.
Sounds like negligence on the part of the female.
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I want to partake at the Memorial!
by BQE init's been a strong desire of mine for the 20 some odd years since i've beeb df'd.. what do you guys think?
should i go this year and make everyone's jaw drop??
any advice as to what i should say if i am interrogated?
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David Gladden
RunningMan got me wondering... does the WTS keep track of the number of "anointed" ones who have died? If so, how many are on record? What will happen when they approach and surpass the 144,000 number?
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Toilet Seat Up Or Down??????
by ladonna inwe have no problems in our relationship about the toilet seat.
but others seem to make a big deal as to whether the guy should leave it down for us ladies.. what's your take on this?
take into account ladies that if a man puts it down, and we leave it down, he has to always be putting it up.
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David Gladden
Emily Post, the queen of etiquette, says that the seat and the lid should both be placed down after use.
That means that both men and women are responsible for putting something back.
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Breast implants: Question for men.
by Martini init is estimated that working women will on a yearly basis spend approximately $5,800.00 to adorn themselves, perhaps a breakdown is as follows:.
1. cosmetic stuff ( make up ) approx $500.00.
2. hair care approx $800.00.
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David Gladden
If a babe wants to giggle her boobs in my face, who am I to judge "real" or "fake"?
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Special Dub Words That Make You Go YUK!
by Englishman infor me, the word was "loving".. great "loving" kindness.. great undeserved "loving" kindness!.
disfellowshipping is a "loving" provision.. when the wtbts want their accolytes to swallow another bitter pill, another restriction, another rebuke, another demand on time, the buzz word is "loving".. the "loving" word, is, to the average jw, the same as the mccabe nod is to the salesman.
the mccabe nod is used by salesman all the time to get the prospective customer to agree to something that he doesn't care for too much.
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David Gladden
"The Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it. " - National Lampoon's Vacation